It all started one day when I was eating a pickle in the park and a man came up to me and asks,"Where do pickles come from." "I think they come from cucumbers," I said. That man suddenly inspired me. I had a brilliant idea, to have a web page with weird stories and maybe some funny jokes.

What is black and white and red/read all over?
Give up,a newspaper
What gets wet but dries?
A towel