| Setting: the Zeigfeld theater, 54th Street near 6th Ave. | |
| Sitting: Egeus, Hermia, Lysander, Helena, and Demetrius | |
| Lysander: | Oh, beautiful Helena, your eyes are more beautiful than the moon. And your skin is as soft as a baby's bottom. |
| Helena: | Silence, you blithering dolt! I am trying to watch Star Wars. |
| (In the movie R2D2 gets hit and falls down) | |
| Hermia: | Oh, Lysander, this movie is so scary. |
| Lysander: | Silence, you fool, I am trying to watch this movie. |
| Egeus: | Oh, Hermia, why don't you join me and Demetrius for a cup of coffee? |
| Hermia: | No. In case you haven't figured it out yet, (yelling) I hate Demetrius! |
| All in theater: | Shhhhhhhhh! |
| Demetrius: | (acting stupid, as per usual ) C'mon babe, your father says we should get married, so let's do it. |
| Hermia: | (to Egeus) I rest my case. |
| (In movie Luke blows up the Death Star, Hermia screams) | |
| Hermia: | Hold me closer, Lysander. |
| Lysander: | How about not. Just leave me alone! |
| Hermia: | (making a joke) Hey, look. (pointing at Chewbacca) Demetrius is in the movie. |
| Demetrius: | (acting like he is important) Yeah, the tall, bearded hero. |
| Hermia: | It was an insult. |
| Demetrius: | (feeling let down) Oh. |
| Lysander: | Princess Leia looks just like you, Helena. |
| Helena: | Whatever. |
| (The movie ends, the credits start rolling, the lights slowly turn on, everyone claps) | |
| All in theater: | Yeaaaah! Wohooo! |
| (Everyone exits the theater) | |
| Demetrius: | Where should we go now, my sweet? |
| Hermia: | First, I am not a type of candy and second, what do you mean "we?" |
| Demetrius: | Yeah, babe, we go together like green eggs and ham. |
| Hermia: | (to Demetrius) Yeah. (to herself) Always agree with the nuts. |
| Lysander: | Ah, light of my soul, apple of my eye, what do you want to do? |
| Helena: | What I want is for you to leave me alone and stop mocking me. |
| Lysander: | Me? Mocking you? Impossible! I love you! |
| Helena: | Don't lie. I know you love Hermia. |
| (Enter Robin and Ariel) | |
| Robin: | See, Ariel, there they are, the stupid mortals that I had written to you about. I tried this out on another man and it worked perfectly. I shall turn Hermia's head into the head of an ass. It will be so much fun. |
| (All of a sudden Hermia's head is the head of a ass) | |
| Lysander: | You have an ass's head! |
| Hermia: | Even if you don't like me, you don't have to be so mean. |
| Ariel: | You are so lucky. If I had done that, Prospero would have never set me free. |
| Robin: | Well, that's one of the advantages of being young. |
| (Enter Oberon) | |
| Oberon: | (in a big deep commanding voice) ROBIN! |
| Robin: | (in a small little scared voice) Yes? |
| Oberon: | What did you do to that mortal? |
| Robin: | I didn't do anything; it was Ariel. I told her not to, but she did it anyway. |
| Oberon: | Don't give me that bull. Fix her head and I'll spare you. |
| (Oberon exits) | |
| Ariel: | Serves you right, trying to pin what you did on me. Tsk, tsk, tsk. |
| Robin: | Man, he can be a pain in the neck sometimes. |
| (Robin fixes her head and then exits with Ariel.) | |
| Helena: | Goodbye. |
| Lysander: | Wait for me, O Pretty One. |
| Hermia: | Wait for me, handsome. |
| (Helena, Lysander, and Hermia exit) | |
| Egeus: | We'll get her to be wed to you eventually, but now let us get some coffee. |
| (They exit) | |
| Alexander H. | |
| sixth grade |
Costume balls, that's all I hear about.
Sophia dances all night, and she has a gown for each evening
of the year.
Though she is prodigal, she never gets in trouble.
"The jewel of the family," says Papa.
"The beautiful one," says Mama.
"The dreadful one," say I.
"Oh, you're just jealous," says she.
Till five after twelve she dances,
While the rest of the day she grooms herself, or perhaps
practices her steps,
While I read, write, and practice my music.
Why is it she who has the fun?
While I, stuck here in the dreadful palace,
wait for a prince to come,
Precisely a prince on a horse,
One that will sweep me away.
Oh, have I yet mentioned her suitors?
She has one nearly every day.
As they stand in a line, she always whines.
Always I hear her say,
"Not you. Not you. Not you. Nor you! Oh, and look at his nose!"
Or sometimes,
"You silly prince, why would I choose you?"
Danielle K.
sixth grade
The green pools of ripples
Maggie W.
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Sonya G.
seventh grade
